January 2012
65 posts
WatchBrain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
WatchTyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother
Tyler Perry has signed a $50 million deal to expand his franchise to include films targeted at the world’s 1.4 billion Chinese moviegoers.
WatchDead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses
Jim and Tracy partner with the “Bridles of Hope” charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.
WatchBlack Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain
The nation’s gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face, and the Supreme Court overturns Right v. Wrong. It’s the week of January 16th, 2012.
WatchCritics Slam Obama For “Just Standing There” During Photo Op
WatchMinnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann’s Full Attention
A fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in, George Washington laments that his vision of the future has not been realized, and Philip Morris releases its new line of Marlboro PM cigarettes. It’s the week of January 9th, 2012.
WatchJay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby
Following the news of Beyonce’s pregnancy, Jay-Z fans are bracing for a slew of unbearable songs about the importance of being a dad. (Aired 10/11/11)
“Wow. It would be hard to imagine a day without Google or Facebook. I guess it...”
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Dudley Perko, Grain Receiver
AMERICAN VOICES: Will Google, Facebook Stage Blackout Protest?
WatchBREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child
