February 2012
59 posts
WatchWoman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
WatchFacebook To Permit Users To Change Privacy Settings Only If They Guess Word Contained In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg
Female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other, an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together, and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked Haitian nanny when he grows up. It’s the week of February 20th,...
WatchLeaf From “Tree Of Life” Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar
WatchNewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy’s Ghost
WatchBoy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
WatchObama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence Of Our Formerly Prosperous Lives From Nation’s Young Children
Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in ‘Dark Knight Rises,’ a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and another dead body is tossed on a heap somewhere. It’s the week of February 13, 2012.
WatchKnicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
WatchObama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools
The Obama campaign unveils a new strategy: urging Americans to keep him in the White House so Sasha and Malia don’t have to make new friends.
WatchMeet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume
Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.
