March 2012
45 posts
1 tag
Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia’s Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there’s someone out there who truly cares for them.
February 2012
59 posts
Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Facebook To Permit Users To Change Privacy Settings Only If They Guess Word Contained In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg
Female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other, an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together, and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked Haitian nanny when he grows up. It’s the week of February 20th,...
Leaf From “Tree Of Life” Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar
NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy’s Ghost