The Onion

May 24

Obama Vows To Wind Down War On Terror: More American Voices

Timeline Of The War On Terror: Full Report

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Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second: Full Report

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10 Things You HAVE To Know Before ‘Arrested Development’ Returns: Full Slideshow

Weekend Magazine

Boss Born In 1991: Full Report

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Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim: Full Report