The Onion

Sep 15

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant

Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant

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5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order

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5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order

Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact

Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact

Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself

Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself

Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off

Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off

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Just Thinking Out Loud Here, But What If Lana Del Rey Were Black?

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Just Thinking Out Loud Here, But What If Lana Del Rey Were Black?

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Spreading The Good Nudes’

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Spreading The Good Nudes

Sep 12

The Onion’s Fantasy Football coverage is just the welcome dose of non-reality you needed. 

The Onion’s Fantasy Football coverage is just the welcome dose of non-reality you needed. 

TIP: Discourage teacher turnover by downplaying the importance of having money and respect

TIP: Discourage teacher turnover by downplaying the importance of having money and respect