The Onion

Apr 18

Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close

Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close

Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar

Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar

Apr 17

Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster

Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today

Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today

Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version

Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version

New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App

New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App

Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour

Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour

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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons