The Onion

May 21

Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain | Full Report

Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain | Full Report

Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed: Full Report

Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed: Full Report

May 20

threadless: We’re super excited to announce our newest design challenge: Create a design inspired by one of The Onion’s Headlines! Start digging through those headlines, folks. We can’t wait for the submissions to start rolling in!

threadless:

We’re super excited to announce our newest design challenge:

Create a design inspired by one of The Onion’s Headlines!

Start digging through those headlines, folks. We can’t wait for the submissions to start rolling in!

Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion: More American Voices

Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion: More American Voices

Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches: Full Report

Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches: Full Report

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Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report

Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report

90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument: Full Report

90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument: Full Report

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

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