Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

"How could they possibly have found the time or funding for an in-depth  study of dry humping?" said White House deputy chief of staff Nancy-Ann DeParle. "I’m certain we didn’t commission  this."

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Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

"How could they possibly have found the time or funding for an in-depth study of dry humping?" said White House deputy chief of staff Nancy-Ann DeParle. "I’m certain we didn’t commission this."

More.