Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas’ Gay Nightlife Scene “I know it’s traditional to buy a guy a steak and show him a good time, but, uh, that was—well, it was real different,” said Oswalt, who admitted “everyone was real nice and everything” the entire time. “The food at the Havana Lounge was great, I like Cuban and all, but they… It really wasn’t my kind of place. And then they took me to this place called Zippers, and that wasn’t my kind of place at all.”

Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas’ Gay Nightlife Scene

“I know it’s traditional to buy a guy a steak and show him a good time, but, uh, that was—well, it was real different,” said Oswalt, who admitted “everyone was real nice and everything” the entire time. “The food at the Havana Lounge was great, I like Cuban and all, but they… It really wasn’t my kind of place. And then they took me to this place called Zippers, and that wasn’t my kind of place at all.”