Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job

"My God, it was one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen," said retail associate Laura Forester, 29, who was exiting the subway when Reston passed right in front of her and managed not to, at the very least, lose control of his longboard and fall in a big pile of dog shit. "He made it all the way to the door of his obnoxiously ultramodern office building without a scratch on him."

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Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job

"My God, it was one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen," said retail associate Laura Forester, 29, who was exiting the subway when Reston passed right in front of her and managed not to, at the very least, lose control of his longboard and fall in a big pile of dog shit. "He made it all the way to the door of his obnoxiously ultramodern office building without a scratch on him."

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