COLUMBUS, OH—Sources close to local resident Justin Krypel admitted to reporters this week that while the 34-year-old account executive was ”basically a good guy at heart,” human civilization has a tendency to bring out the worst in him.
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i see he is an account executive. no further comment.
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i live in columbus this is an article about me
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Hilarious, sad, true.
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