“This is by far the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed,” said head rescue worker Charles Rabnett, referring to the sea of fast-food wrappers, losing lottery tickets, and scorched corpses that littered the crash site. “We’ve done our best to contact family members and loved ones, but so far we’ve only been able to reach four parole officers and 10 AA sponsors.”
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