“They walked me into this, I don’t know, like a stall, but small and metal. There was this overwhelming smell of minty bourbon. I could hear a huge crowd of people somewhere nearby, all talking and shouting, and I mean, I’m open-minded and all, but they all had Southern accents and that seemed really threatening.”
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It’s the Onion, so it’s supposed to be funny, but it’s more like a fairly accurate discription of what a horse might be...
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I’m waiting for someone to think this is real.
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