Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose
ARLINGTON, MA—According to onlookers in Wright Park, local sad sack Morgan Jennings was intimidated, bullied, and sent fleeing for safety by a Canada goose today while walking beside the park’s namesake pond.
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OMG I WAS ATTACKED BY A GOOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE. *shutter* evil creaturess
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1 more reason why I hate geese.
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Yeah, Will Hines is having a GREAT weekend you guys.
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