Johnson & Johnson Introduces ‘Nothing But Tears’ Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns
“We at Johnson & Johnson have been making bath time a safe and soothing experience for far too long,” company CEO William C. Weldon said. “Years of pampering have left our newborns helpless, feeble, and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead.”
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